Chuck E Cheese!
Reminds me of the time I was Clifford the Big Red Dog at Borders, and some crazed eight year old got a running start, punched Clifford as hard as he could in the stomach, then followed it up with a kick to the Big Red nuts.
When will people understand? You can't see a damn thing in those outfits and you can NOT defend yourself!!!
Ah, Borders - good times, good times....